just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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