how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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