Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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