Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I puked a lego.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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