what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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