Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
