Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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