you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Two words: nipple clamps
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