is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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