brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wannas sexs uuuuu
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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