I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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