i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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