these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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