In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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