i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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