So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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