i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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