I feel like I'm in dance class right now
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She told me I should be a condom model.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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