she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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