I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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