just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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