Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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