No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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