I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Is it penis luge time yet?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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