Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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