You just made me feel so damn special
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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