I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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