if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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