Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow