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  Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK

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• (972): View more from Texas

  it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Did you fuck him in my garden last night?

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  That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...

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  Hahah. That's good.

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  I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  are you drinking tonight?

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  I have an exam tomorrow

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  so yes.

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