The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
These tits shall not be calmed
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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