That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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