i think i have two assholes
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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