I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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