I think I died a long time ago.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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