And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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