'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm eating all of the evidence.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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