Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There's always time for handjobs
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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