I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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