You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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