He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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