Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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