My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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