we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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