Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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