literally had 100 drinks last night.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Every concussion has its silver lining
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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