i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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