So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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