I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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