I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We got so high we made milksteak
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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