with your own penis?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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