the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
