Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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