just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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