If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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